Well, that was interesting! The conference is finally over after two days that totally KNOCKED ME OUT! The UN Security Council is intense, guys!
Friday: I was more of the day in the library already dressed for the Opening Ceremony because I was too much of a lazy person to go back home and come back… 5 PM comes, I go to the Durham Student Union to get my badge and props. It was quite nice to have a chat with other delegates. To be honest, it is always interesting to see the character of the person and compare it to the actual character of the country they are supposed to represent… I mean, a usually nice and easy going person needs to be strong in their representation of the US for example. People have expectations – I know, scary word- of you as a delegate. We get to the opening ceremony at the Cathedral (almost got lost on the way, lol) and listen to an introductory speech from the organisers. I have to be honest, these kinds of rooms are pretty instagrammable and I felt pretty fancy myself in a business casual attire, legs crossed, back straight, looking serious and determined during this ceremony. Would I be up to the role though?
The dinner hall for the DurMUN formal dinner was fancyyyyyy. Massive wood, humongous chimney, walls filled with portraits of academics and titled individuals dressed in their beautiful robes, round tables with perfect sets of silverware… After a few minutes of chat at the bar, the organisers advised us to get with our committees and pick a table. Once we settled, we got acquainted with one another of course. On my right hand side was the delegate of the Russian Federation. Wonderful individual, very posed and articulate, good conversation! On my left, the delegate of China. First Model UN, friendly, focused, charming. Overall, good company for this dinner.
Good and reasonable student as I am- lol-, I decided to go home and have a nice night of sleep before our first debate session, starting at 9AM sharp!
Saturday: My bed is my best friend! It is so comfy I considered snoozing. But then I calculated that I would need to rush. I needed to shower, have breakfast, iron my outfit, put on make up and pass by Starbucks before actually entering the building… Yeah, I don’t want to rush. The hardest part is getting out of bed. COME ON!
1 hours later…
Finally out the door and on my way. Of course there is absolutely no one in the streets at this hour. You know what, I should have known. It is a Saturday, are students, even chairs and organisers in this conference, going to arrive on time, you think? Naaahhhh. Realised only a few were in our attributed room and had plenty of time to go get coffee with the delegate of the UK. Of course, I come in with my avocado-toast-yoga/meditation-fan-I-think-I’m-so-cool-for-doing-modelUN-and-I’m-drinking-starbucks-white-girl look and order a Americano grande, black ofc. By the way, I should check this strategy again because I think this type of lifestyle is not sustainable in many aspects.
Anyways, get back to the building and we are finally settled! We hit the first topic: the crisis in Venezuela. Funny how things you actually debate about during the conference can change in real life while you are doing it. So while we were negotiating on what the Security Council should agree on to bring back the situation to a more peaceful state, the crisis got worse, more people were killed, different countries rushed to recognize one of the two governments. CONFLICT INCREASED! We got blocked on our working papers for HOURS! We ended the day with two passed resolutions, exhausted from repeating, defending, attacking… However, the most important thing you realise in Model UN is how hard it is to get people to agree on something, especially when the UN, even at the level of the Security Council, cannot force anyone to do anything! To be fair, our Chair and Secretary General were quite happy about our success at the end of the day.
Note: I wish I could have filmed the final scene of the first day. We were all so tired we could not stop laughing for 10 straight minutes, with Venezuela calling the US a “capitalist pig”, speaking of cheap cocaine and oil; when we tried to start a dialogue with him; or some other indecent speech, every few minutes.
Sunday: And back at it! It is the last day and we have three hours left to pass our resolutions on reforming the R2P (responsibility to protect) doctrine. Obviously, coffee was part of the equation. To be honest, I was slightly smiling while waiting in our committee room: only the UK, US and France were present. Think about how many things we could have passed if no one else had shown up, especially Russia. However, Russia, South Africa and Japan actually managed to join us! However, we did miss Venezuela, although he could be extremely annoying at times while saying things such as “All the US cares about is oil, oil, oil! If my country didn’t have oil, you wouldn’t be interested.” or “I have accepted the fall of my country into absolute chaos, yes absolute chaos my friends.”
Negotiations went smoothly. Everyone had done their research, we were all in a really collaborative mood and we were all searching for a middle ground (not sure whether that would really work out in the real UNSC). We brought some reforms to the R2P doctrine and managed to pass a third resolution despite a tough disagreement between Russia and the US on the wording used to describe the allowance of military interference in specific cases.
We finally headed out to the Debating Chambers for the Closing Ceremony, got our tickets and took some photos. I was overall very pleased by this conference. It was intense all the way but it is a really stimulating event. I highly recommend to at least give it a go while in uni.
Lots of love,
Gabby